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Your Inglorious Companion

and unfortunate poet

I'm really into peeling off layers of all sorts.

I understand that you might now be thinking about peeling off layers of skin, but I want to clarify I did not mean skin layers. I meant sexy, evocative, only somewhat-painful things, like clothes, social games, and the lies we tell ourselves about who we are.

I want to eat you whole.

I understand that you might now be thinking about cannibalism, but I want to clarify I did not mean literally eating your flesh. I meant something intense and poetic, like experiencing intimacy without limits and without shame.

Honestly, I do my best communication with my body.

The Things I Like

Well-meaning teachers always told me to do what I loved

I'm sort of like a fine wine: full of nuanced flavor, best appreciated by adults, and makes you cry about your life if you have too much.

I like thinking about the relationship of concepts to words, the nature of pain, free will, compassion, and whether a straw has one or two holes. I love entrepreneuring, zen,  the blockchain, violating social norms, and cheese, but preferably not all at the same time.

I'm kink-flexible, I eat vanilla ice cream, and I can touch my toes with my goddamn palms.

You can see more of me in person, in feverish hallucinations, or somewhere hidden in the folds of Playboy.

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St. Helens

2 hours . 1800


3 hours . 2500


4 hours . 3100


6 hours . 4300


14 hours . 7500


The Four Commandments

Donations are for my time only, and are not a fee or compensation. I am deeply grateful for your generosity.

Waiting for the Second Coming

Please allow my assistant 24 hours to reply to emails. Much like happiness in life, same-day availability is not guaranteed, but you should try anyway.

The Altar

I request a donation of 25% if cancelling less than 36 hours before our encounter, and 50% if cancelling less than 12 hours before our encounter.

Tearing the Veil

Please be prepared to provide two provider references from the last six months (if you're new, inquire about the backup option).
No photos or video, my doctor says I'm shy. For our first meeting, I typically won't go to a private residence.

The Camel and the Needle's Eye

Mentioning the donation ruins the mood. Leave it somewhere visible, or tuck it in a gift.


Who's talking to me in your email?

That's my wonderful assistant, Ada, who keeps my head on straight and my calendar out of the fire.

Where are you?

I'm based in SF, with regular visits to NYC and occasional visits to other US cities. If you'd like to be pinged when I visit your city, just email my assistant and ask!

Will you fly to me?

Fly-me-to-you rates are my usual rates plus 33%, with a 3-hour minimum and a request that you cover my business class airfare.

Will you enjoy seeing me?

My enjoyment gland is throbbingly huge. If I can enjoy modern art museums, you'll be a breeze.

Will your clothes embarrass me?

Only if you want them to.
Otherwise, though, I tend towards minimalistic and earthy, erring on conservative.

I like your photos, but I'm a numbers guy.

Let me satisfy you.
Height: 5'8" | Waist: 25" | Bra: 32DD | Hips: 38" | Weight: 125lbs
Dress size: 2 | Panty size: Medium | Shoe size: 7 | Ring size: 6.5
Earrings: Hypoallergenic | Star sign: Astrology has no predictive power

How do you communicate?

In person! You can reach me through my assistant, and I reserve texting for day-of logistics. Please provide an additional 10% donation for all telepathy.

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